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Fuck me I mean fuck you

Maija, 18, Finland
Sep 15 '14

pokemoncap:

"my ass in a net and yall makin shitty puns."

Sep 15 '14

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Sep 15 '14

WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

0d2:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

also despite what op said dont buy purina either i saw a post claiming that it made some harmful dog treats

Sep 15 '14
blameaspartame:

not a phase

blameaspartame:

not a phase

(Source: dadblog)

Sep 15 '14
awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

Sep 15 '14

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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Sep 15 '14

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

Sep 15 '14
magireve:

envy-and-pride:

mei-rin-blossoms:

theitalianshipper:

aph-england:

bellaateyourmother:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

fick dich

The Dutch one actually means ”Get pleurisy”, not ”Fuck you”

the italian one is “fottiti” or “vaffanculo”, “cazzo si” means “fuck yes”

In Polish it’s actually ‘pierdol się’, the one here means ‘I’m fucking you.’

Hi I’d like to correct the french version :
We actually say “Va te faire enculé” for the most graphic version of it (because there is another one that’s softer) : “Enculé” is a reference to anal sex :) for those who know french a bit there’s the word “cul” in it which means ass, I don’t know how it turned into a verb but it sure did
And for a softer, less graphic version, but still rude of course, way say “Va te faire mettre” which still means go fuck yourself, but it doesn’t involve anal (Isn’t french beautiful)

BAISE TOI mon dieu

magireve:

envy-and-pride:

mei-rin-blossoms:

theitalianshipper:

aph-england:

bellaateyourmother:

peterfromtexas:

How to say fuck you in any language in Europe

fick dich

The Dutch one actually means ”Get pleurisy”, not ”Fuck you”

the italian one is “fottiti” or “vaffanculo”, “cazzo si” means “fuck yes”

In Polish it’s actually ‘pierdol się’, the one here means ‘I’m fucking you.’

Hi I’d like to correct the french version :

We actually say “Va te faire enculé” for the most graphic version of it (because there is another one that’s softer) : “Enculé” is a reference to anal sex :) for those who know french a bit there’s the word “cul” in it which means ass, I don’t know how it turned into a verb but it sure did

And for a softer, less graphic version, but still rude of course, way say “Va te faire mettre” which still means go fuck yourself, but it doesn’t involve anal (Isn’t french beautiful)

BAISE TOI mon dieu

Sep 15 '14
Sep 15 '14
myequinedlife:

I was lazy so I photoshopped this one really bad ^^ But I like the effect anyhow.May 2014

myequinedlife:

I was lazy so I photoshopped this one really bad ^^ But I like the effect anyhow.
May 2014

Sep 15 '14
radthai:

nooty got da booty

radthai:

nooty got da booty

(Source: radthai)

Sep 15 '14
Sep 15 '14

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(Source: loueeh)

Sep 15 '14
ruinedchildhood:


STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

ruinedchildhood:

STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

(Source: tvgifable)

Sep 15 '14